Annoying Orange – JOKE BOOK!

Annoying Orange – JOKE BOOK!

December 31, 2019 100 By Kailee Schamberger


– Na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na. – Hey there, circular fella. Haven’t seen you around (laughing). – (laughs) Hey, that’s pretty good. – Well, I’d hope so, I’m a joke book. – A joke book?
– Yep. I got thousands of corny jokes in here. And let me tell ya,
they’re amazing (laughs). – (laughs) Now this is my kind of book. – Question for ya. When’s the best time to go to the dentist? – I don’t know, when? – Tooth hurty. – (laughs) Oh, I got one. Which side of a duck
has the most feathers? – I don’t know.
– The outside. (both laughing) – Love it, hey, what did
sushi A say to sushi B? – I don’t know, what?
– Wasabi. (both laughing) – What’s up? (both yelling) (both laughing) – Hey, what do you call
a cow with no legs? Ground beef. (both laughing) – What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak (laughs). – What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. (both laughing) – What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob.
– What do you call him if he’s being pulled behind a speed boat? Skip.
– What do you call a man with no arms and no
legs outside your front door? Matt.
– What do you call him if he’s hanging on a wall? Art.
– What do you call him if he’s in your pothole? Phil.
– What do you call him if he’s in a hot tub? Stu!
(both laughing) – Whoo, we should really take a break. – Agreed.
– That’s enough. – Agreed.
– Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
– Candice. – Candice who? – Candice door open,
or am I stuck out here? (both laughing) – Knock, knock.
– Who’s there? – Mikey.
– Mikey who? – Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in? (both laughing) – Knock, knock.
– Who’s there? – Dejav.
– Dejav who? – Knock, knock. (both laughing) – I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful. – I woke up this morning and
forgot the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me. – (laughs) Well, I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. ‘Cause all it was doing
was gathering dust. – (laughs) You hear about the
hipster who burned his mouth? He drank coffee before it was cool. – (laughs) You hear about the
new restaurant called karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve. (both laughing) – What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. (both laughing) – What’s the best thing about Switzerland? – I don’t know, but
the flag is a big plus. (both laughing) Joke book, I gotta say, it’s really great having you around. So, what do you think, fruit lovers? Should we have joke book back again? Tell us your favorite joke
in the comments below, and we’ll feature our faves
in the next joke book episode. Anything to add, joke book? – I’ll just say the same
thing the buffalo said when his boy left for college, bison! (both laughing) – Good one, joke book. – No, bison.
– Huh? (Orange screams) (lighthearted music)