Boys in Books are Better

Boys in Books are Better

January 5, 2020 100 By Kailee Schamberger


It started off with Jacob, but then Edward came along I had a thing for Emmett
But my love for Jasper’s strong Or maybe even Carlisle
But that would just be strange These boys in books are better
’cause they’re never gonna change I wish I was Hermione
’cause those Weasley boys are fit And I’d date Draco Malfoy
If I thought he would commit Or maybe Cedric Diggory
Oh, but he’s in Hufflepuff These boys in books are better
And I just can’t get enough Of reading everything about them These guys we’ll always depend upon And maybe there’s a guy out there just like them Who’s looking for a girl like Bella Swan Nah! These boys in books are better ’cause they’ll be here forever And we’ll always be together And you can take me bowling
If you were made up by Rowling I was sold on Gale
Who’s strong and brave and tall But then she gave us Peeta
Who I think confused us all But Finnick’s where my heart is
So Annie, move aside! But why couldn’t I have fallen for
The ones that didn’t die? Don’t even get me started
On Pride and Prejudice I’ve looked for Mr Darcy
Girls, he really don’t exist But then again, there’s Bingley
So Jane, get out of the way ’cause I love a bit of cheesiness
And I love a good cliche So boys I hope you’re taking a notice
’cause I’m one in a huge majority I think that I’m more of a Luna Lovegood
But if you ask me nice, I could be your Ginny These boys in books are better
’cause they’ll be here forever And we’ll always be together And you could be a player
But I won’t care if you’re by Meyer Don’t make me use Accio
Come on, Darcy And please bring Draco
Finnick’s body With Edward’s looks, but hurry up
Before I close the book These boys in books are better
’cause they’ll be here forever And we’ll always be together And you can be my man
If you’ve been written by Suzanne These boys in books are better
’cause they’ll be here forever And we’ll always be together And I know it’s an addiction
That I’m in love with fiction But as long as I’m still breathing
I just have to keep on reading And it’s gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that’s better Than Edward, Jacob, Emmett,
Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco, Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick
Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance Edward, Jacob, Emmett,
Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco,
(Boys in books are better) Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick
Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance
(they’ll be here forever) Edward, Jacob, Emmett,
Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco,
(Boys in books are better) Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick
Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance
(they’ll be here forever) And it’s gonna be red letter
When I find a guy that’s better than you