Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted – Part 5
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to… Five Nights at Freddy's Help Wanted! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Am I supposed to wave at you? I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaving Oh, that looked like a middle finger, but don't mind that. Hey, you're just like me! You've got weird green hands, that's probably connected. Also this… doesn't say "out of order" anymore. [crunchy] hOoHHH, what did I do? Oh!! Shit! (Gets creepy as music starts playing, like a run down vinyl player) Whoa! (music continues) Oh I hate it. Okay actually I hate that. That's awful. (Music slows) What did I just do? What? ohHHHHH Oh (music stops) Wait, whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa… What the fuck? Oh Oh ! O- Oh! Oh, oh, oh Okay, I don't like being a void of death Uh, this looks like a void of death! I don't know what this is but… You! Uh (the subtitles in game are spoke by a young girl?) Yes :/ Uh, Okay? Uh huh… Oh! Uh… Oh okay, I hate this place. Um, okay… what? Huh? Oh, ᵒ ᵏ ᵃ ʸ I don't like how quiet- OOH Uh huh… What the fuck Wha-? Oh Okay, you have to go, perfect. Yes! Uh oh… Uh oh… Wha- wai- [unintelligible] Tha- That's nonsensical nothingness! That means nothing! What are you talking about? What does that even mean? Oh shit, we're still here. Oh God. Oh Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait, Night five? Wait, Night five?! OH! OH! OHH WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA Whoa, so there's a there's a… There's a freaking hard mode?! Oh God, hang on, I wanna see- Show time, baby! What does this button on the si- OW! That was my mic. Sorry, -Button on side. I don't know what that do. There's my mic. I don't know where I am Arright, Let's go out of fucky mode. Weee! Hey- oh You're not there anymore… Actually wait let's go back in, I wanna see something. You're not there. Okay, you're not there, but I'm gonna go to the prize counter while I'm in weird mode. Anything weird? Okay cAndy! Oh- Hoh-oh! You're hidden! Okay.. I found you though! Okay, that's another tape I- I guess… Who?… Nooo… Oh… Oh yeah, "budget thing"… Yeah, okay… Heh heh heh heh, yeah… oH that's "normal" Uh-huh… Right, okay… Yeah, that makes total sense, TOTAL sense… Yeah, "usable code" that you just GRABBED from a circuit board and put in your game, all to see- WEEEEeeeeeeyyyyyy- Whoa, hi… How you doing there? Oh, you're fine! No, I like you. I like you. I like you. Okay. All right. I'm gonna get out here. uH-uH Cachunkis! Oh, bye-bye. Oh, you're still there. Okay… Are you closer? Wait a minute. Are you closer? Are you waving more vigorously? Hi. I can out-wave, BITCH! okay… So, um, that's that's a no-no Uh… So we got these other- uh, other things to do, but I- I've also never finished… Five Nights at Freddy's 1- -for this, so… I'm gonna go ahead and uhm- Imma DO that You don't mind, because I don't mind, but if you don't mind, I'm gonna go ahead and finish up Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Because I'm- I don't wanna- that to be You know not here…. So whoo. Oh shit. Oh God. aH! Eh- none of that. Okay. aH! Eh- none of that. Okay. (these subtitles are classic phone guy) Holy shit I just got the- EGH! Okay, we're fine- I remember how to play the game, I do! Wait but what- didn't they say something about their some-being something up this hall? I have no idea… hang on… Is this a door? oh! oH! OH! FOXY NO! AH! FUCK! God! I was- the- eh other one! Fuck you man! OH Celebrate. Yeah, okay celebrate- yeah, celebrate my ass. Okay. All right. We already got Bonnie on the move here. So that's okay… It's fine until they get to the door! Did I press that? Okay, whatever. I didn't mean to press that. Okay, you move. Oh- ooOOOH! We got to on the move. Hey, wait- OH, that's awful. I hate that. All right, that's awful. Um Everything else is fine eeuugghhh I don't like that. Okay- Oh God. Okay. All right. We're fine. Holy shit. Fuck. Okay. Turn- Okay. You're- I'm- I'm fine I panic for nothing Okay, dUUUAAAAHH. I hate that. Okay hit that… I see neither of- okay. Bonnie's coming down that way I hear something here.. I swear to god I hear something… uH! Okay, I hear something. I don't know what I'm hearing, but I'm hearing something-no good. Oh my god. Okay, Bonnie's still there. Where's Chica? where’s chica? WUUUAAAHHHHHHH WHHYYY WHY OH MY GOD WHAT WHY WHO AND WHY wh- what was there? there was NOTHING there what was there? NOTHING. YOU LIAR Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me what was- HEEEYY. WHOOA, okie, you're in the closet that's fine oOHH Foxy okay.. I don't know WHAAA WHA NO NAAAHH, NAAAWW WAAIII- WAAAAAIIIT A MINUTE AHH OH FUCKING WHAT?!?! (so sad..) HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHH *echoing… uh huh. Okay, I'm getting better at-, at hitting the door lights so that's good Foxy is not there. okay we're fine WHOOO we're fine, okay I DON'T LIKE THAT WHAT IS THAT?! CUT THAT MUSIC Cut that music, YOU SHIT, okay, you're there. That's fine. You're not there yet. I don't think Okay, no, no. no. WHOA WHAT THE FUCK? wait but I- wait- oh god why? OH SHIT. Okay you're there, but that's fine Y- you're not there. You're behind my door For some reason I dunno why Oh shit. Oh shit But that's fine You're- you're on the move I think You're still fine OOH SHIT Ooh God, okay, you're fine. You movin'? You move- I HEAR, wha- AHHHHH OHHHH GOD WHY FFFFFFFAACKING HEY! oh god You movin now? Oh you're fine, you're fine It's fine. Technically speaking. I hate that OH I hate that oh my god I hate that okay I hate that Um, well we're fine. What? ooh fuck okay you're fine You still there? okay you're gone ok fuck fuck OH SHIT My dick okay oh fuck, okay, well here we go! DUN DUN DUN DUN okay cool you're still there *ol' foxy makin that weird bangin noise Okay I tried to- BUHH I tried to- Okay you're not there anymore (BOO!) FUCK, FAAACK FUCK FUCK EUUGH FAACK YOUU I don't know man Okay, where's foxy? Oh who knows? Freddy's still on the stage UH You still there? AAHH WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE?! fUCK! Why are you still there? I can't see when you go back I guess I gotta wait for you to pop up on stage again for some reason- turn off. Okay. Oh my god, okay. Are you back on stage? No. You're. Still. There. ProBaBLy I don't know YA HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE GO AWAY Oh my god, are you still there? Are you gone? Have you gone home? HOH MY GOD FINALLY okay kkkyaawwfffeeeeeuuughgh Huh? Stop, look here. No stop. OKay, where are they? I don't know There's Bonnie okie, Bonnie there Okay, lil TOOCHES lil TOOCHES LIL ToooChES Just — That's all it TakES – LiL TooOCheS, lil tOOocHEs that's all it is 4AM, I've got this In the bag So long that I keep tOOcHiN just little by little Hooh shit. Okay. Wait, what the fuck? Oh hi. Okay you're fine, you're fine, you're fine, IT'S FINE This is really weird That's horrible, but technically it's fine Because… BeAcOOAAZZ you'll be there And-
DU DU DUM DUM OOH SHIT WAAW FUCK WHY, WAAW FUCK NO NO NO WAIT NO that's a- EEYYY NO OH BAH , I FFF, CHICA who- who the fuck? OH GOD OH GOD oh god um, um this is bad but I got 30% power So technically I could stay here for a long time Technically. Technically speaking. I am fine Technically speaking. I could stay here till- 6 a.m. Because I am fine. I got plenty of power left you all are assholes Why don't you go away? Oh, you're gone. Are you? Okay? That's a little power left for me to save cause I'm a conservatory kind of guy Conservationally is that- who's that? That Freddy? That Freddy on the move? This is only night 2. Can I mention that this is only night 2? That everyone is being this- -dickey with me? okay. you're fine stop oh my god HEH HEH Oh fuck. Okay that fuck. What was that? What was that? Oh, don't laugh at me You're fine. What? Fuck, UH Okay, you're bo- you're there and you're there. That's that's good. That's that's actually okay HUAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOH MY GOD 2% HOOOOOLY SHIT 2% UAAAGHHH UAAAAAAAGGHHH Oh there I go there goes my power well, it's okay cuz I win oh Oh *le sigh* Oh. You? You're the worst oh LudULEDuluu Look at slappy arms. Listen buddy, lis-. AAAHH WHY DID- WEH- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? DID I EAT THAT? (audible heavy breathing) WHAT THE F*CK DID I EAT THAT? WHAT THE F*CK DID I EAT THAT? (mark there's children watching ) DID I- WAIT- wait a minute did I just eat that? yes… you did. What- yOu waNnA Run tHa- You wanna run that by me aga — I ATE? What? Ohhkay Alright. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Fine. Yeah. Uh, alright yea okay, alright, that's, that's fine Didn't know that would happen. But okay shut up. I don't have time. I know I don't have time HEEHH HEHEHEEH It's good It's good. It's a good thing (no it's not) It's a good- stop go away. It's good thing ooh shit. Okay here comes, okay here comes, Chica but that's okay Chica could just go marching on. The- Chica could go marching on. Oh, whoa. Whoa. WHoa. WHOa. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA NONE OF THAT Whoa, what the fuck? You kidding me. What is happening? What's happening? What's happening? Who's having a circus? You're not there? Okay, you're fine Don't, don't do that Okay, don't do that. Whatever you just did don't do it Whatever you're doing right now, don't okay Okay Oh Boy, oh boy. I don't Chica nowhere, I don't see chica nowhere, I don't see anybody nowhere OH fuck Okay, you're it's fine. It's fine fine. Oh shit. Okay, it's it's not fine. Okay, it's not fine It's it's big . Okay you're there. That's fine. You stay there WAAAAH OH GOD (Foxy scratching and banging on the door) Oh fuck. Okay. You're still there. That's fine. Okay Okay. All right. That's fine. Huh? And then we're good. You're still there? No, God. Okay. Stop that go here up there I don't know where Freddy is but hesAAA COOMMIINN. Okay, but I'm ready. I'm ready for Freddy I'm losing a lot of power though. So this is not ideal. I got to be better at jabbing my fINgieS. Okay, you're there You're there oh boy. I'm back in back in old fashion. Okay, I think I saw Freddy on the move there He was going somewhere Okay, he's going somewhere. I don't know where I don't know where and I don't care cuz I got this Who's moving what's on the move huh? Okay you again are you gonna stop and look like a weirdo? No No, you're going right back. Yeah. Yeah, you should as you should as you should as you should go by. Yeah Yeah. Yeah as you should. Oh fuck You're fine. It's fine. Okay, that's fine God this the original I swear to god the original So. Fucking. Scary Every part of it. Like there you are I see you Freddy tucked in the corner there like the creep you is. Okay stop. Oh, they're looking here. I'm checking for Bonnie. You're still there, that's fine. I don't need to look at you Okay, you're good. You're good. Okay, you're not there. You're not there Definitely not there. Okay, good. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. What was that? What was that? Wait, No, it's fine. Is it fine? I don't think it's fine. Does it sound fine? I don't remember what that's all about I think it's fine. I think it's fine. It's fine. Oh my god. Okay, it's fine. It's just noise It's just a bunch of noise Okay *message from mark's phone Oh fuck was that my-? Okay, there's- BAAAAHHH Okay. Get, okay you move on right by No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay Fuck But you? Shouldn't be there? Okay. He's not there You're still there. You're not there. Oh my god. Oh my- AAAHHH OH FUCK Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't have enough power for this. What is that? What's- what is that? Oh my god. Okay. Oh you're gone See, are you there? Okay, you're not there, but you might be there god damn it. Okay Okay, fuck What am I looking for? I don't know (sigh) fuck Okay, who did that? AAAHH Okay, you're right there I gotta keep that closed, cause I remember, I remember that's bad news, no matter what. That's bad news. Okay Okay, maybe it's not maybe, maybe I'm wasting power. I probably am. Can I get that off there? Okay Okay, I think it's fine. I think I'm panicking with that door. Oh shit. No. Oh, well, that's bad anyway Okay, that's fine Okay, it's fine. That's bad news, but I'm gonna die anyway Because I'm about to run out of power and there's nothing I can do about it So, you know c'est la vie it was good run here I go ohhh fuck oh please- OOOHHHHHHHHH YAAS! YAS, YAS, YAS, YAS, YAS Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Fuck. let's try not to eat my prize this time. Oh OH That's worse that's But I mean, it kind of looks tasty. i LikE YoUR baCk bOObs uhm Eugh, okay. All right, so I ate that Not sure why It was tasty though. It was pretty good, pretty good. I liked it But I don't know why I ate it Didn't know I could eat it. That I am yea.. Okay. Yeah, could you make it any more obvious for me? What I'm supposed to do? Mr. Heavy-handed over there. All right one more night Okay, well that's no good. But hey that's not gonna happen to me, not this time cause I'm an expert at TooOCHin BuTtoNS, ToouCHin tOOuchIES which is what I'm doin just tOoOChiN alL oVeR thE bUTtONs They're going up here strumming up and down the tOOuChieS. We'rE GoINg DOwn tO ToOch Town BabY And I'm gonna TOOCH all over these buttons so gingerly, so gently no one's gonna get me, no one's gonna get me Oh, he's gonna get me. Oh my god. Everyone's gonna get me. Oh god. Okay. All right Everyone's gonna go WHHY I'M LOOKIN RIGHT AT YOU Why would you be like that? Is that just like something is gonna happen? Oh god. Why? Okay. No reason why that's fine. All good. Everyone. Everyone's off the stage AH AAHHHHH OHH FUCK, FUCK (Foxy scratching and banging on the door again) Holy shit. Okay that (Foxy still trying to get in, being all scary oooooh) That's too close. You're done? (nope) DAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?? You weren't done were you? You weren't done? I guess you weren't done. All right. Well.. I guess he wasn't done. I guess- I guess he wasn't done is the lesson I learned there. All right. Okay Okay, I don't- still, your steps. I don't know. You stay right there.. You don't mess with me coz I won't mess with you You don't want these messing fingers, messing with you chica, cuz I'm about to mess you up. Yes Yeah, you heard the threat, you ran like a little baaaabyyyy Like a little baby in the face of pure DEATH. THESE FINGERS SPELL DEATH I'm gonna shove them, soooo far inside your suit. I'm gonna wind up your spring locks. This is all it is This is what I remember even in the main game. This is all of us You ignore all the bullshit noise that are happening around you because there's a lot of bullshit noise happening. Don't get me wrong There's a lot of that happening, but for me all I care about, okay here comes Freddy. He's coming down He- I see the eyes. I see the eyes. They're OK the eyes are there. So Freddy's there Okay, stop Freddy's there, still looking down. Bonnie hasn't shown up yet, which is fine. How's Foxy doing? Close. But that's okay. What are we doing? Nothing Doin' nothing Stop god damn it. Okay, we're doing nothing Oh my god. Oh my god AAAAAAAHHHH OOOWWW FUCKING GOD GOD I WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE SCREEN YOU WEREN'T GONE YET What the fuck that's unfair I wasn't even gone! You weren't even gone. um Okay. OH SHIT. Oh fuck. (Foxy's back)
That's how I got killed He switched right as I went to that one and that's no good. That is a no bueno. Okay your oh shit Okay, you're, you're fine. Oh shit okay you- as soon as this moves, unless you okay you're fine And then you oh god, I'm just gonna close that because I don't fuckin trust that at all. They're both stacked up there That's how is any of that fair? You there? No, you're not there. Why are you not there? Oh, you're already about to reset again. Okay. Oh shit. Wait what? What the fuck? Okay, apparently not. Okay What are you doing?
(DUM DUM DUM DU DUM DUM) Do something!! Fuck this door. I'm gonna open it up again cuz I can't waste that power unless you- OH FUCK. Okay stopping that Stopping that you go ahead and try, try me bitch. Try me Yeah, try me Try me. I'm almost out of power. Okay, you're there. That's fine. Okay, that's totally fine You there, you stay there for as long as you need It's all fine. I got 17% power. I got everything I need right here right there HEH HEH HEH What is that?
HEH HEH Oh shit, okay. He's coming down Okay. What are you gonna stop there? Oh, yeah, you're okay. Fuck that shit. Fuck that noise OK you.. Are now probably right behind there. I'm not gonna mess with that shit Unless you are right behind there. Are you right behind there? Oh fuck he's right behind there. Isn't he? OH WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH *echoing… You dick Okay- who's- who's walking? Okay, we got, we got chica walking up which is fine That's a stop walk. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Okay, so Chicas moving back There unless chicas. Oh shit. Okay, you're coming up, which is fine You're going by Okay, and he's gone so that door is just staying closed from now until eternity that door is Now the closed door. Forever. I don't need the light, I don't need to know about it, that door just stays closed I don't care what anybody says that door staying closed and then you? Did you move? No, not yet Okay, I'm just playing with one door closed. That's it. Okay and boink. Oh you what? Oh shit, I don't like that. I don't like that. What, are you there? Okay, apparently not. What the fuck? okay, I don't like that- I don't trust, that, at all. Hey!!! (Sigh) Fuck okay. Yes! with these hands. I did it. Aw, FUCK. Okay. Cool. Good good. Great Great, great. Great great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Give me my prize… Give me my prize… Ho! Bonnie! Wow, you look so good you couldn't ever eat me You couldn't even dream of eating me You couldn't handle the taste that I have in my gob and look at that I was right. You can't eat me. Whoa. Well, oh yeah, Bonnie? Well, you can eat my fist no ooo-BOINK! Ah-bedlldldldldlddldldldldldldldldldldldl dldldldldldldldl (grows higher pitched) Doink uwaaaaaaeh…. (fart noise) Dead. That is The original five nights at Freddy's fucking terrifying but Hey, I did it so You can take that one home to the books So thank you everybody so much for watching this episode of Five Nights At Fraddies VR: Help Wanted. It's been fun, it been real fun So thank you everybody so much for watching and there's gonna be more five nights at Freddy's coming real soon I'll let you guys know when I'm able to post more but you can just check my channel subscribe Ring that bell Fulingaling that like button whatever you want to do to make sure that you get notified of new Five Night's at Freddy's. So thank you everybody so much for watching check the description for even more Videos on this wonderful topic and as always I will see you in the next video Buh-Bye!! *outro music*