How to Dress Like Post Malone | Cheap Thrills | Tatered

How to Dress Like Post Malone | Cheap Thrills | Tatered

December 3, 2019 100 By Kailee Schamberger


[MUSIC] Sup family,
it’s your boy Nate aka Tabasko Sweet. You’re watching Cheap Thrills. It’s Tuesday, my guy. Whole lot of gang [BLEEP]
you already know what it is. And since you guys [BLEEP] up the vision
on my last how to dress like challenge, your boy’s coming in hot with another one. And ever since I first started making
videos people have been saying I look like Post Malone. [SOUND] TBH,
I always kind of took it as an insult. Post is one of the cringiest
rappers on the scene. But he’s definitely onto something with
being white and appealing to white people. And he makes it hard to like him,
but you can’t argue, everything the dude touches goes viral. That fool’s new album
already went platinum. Wait, how many albums is platinum,
a million? Are you [BLEEP] kidding me? But I give credit where credit is due. That song Psycho off his new album,
Beerbongs & Bentleys, certified slapper family. And your boy’s got mixed feelings
about Post, but I’m always down for a little white privilege cosplay. So what do you say, family? Shall we once again
floss without the cost? But first, I’m gonna do a little spying
on Post’s feed to see which of his signature looks I’m gonna jack today. Now it feels like the first step is not
washing your hair for a whole week. Because somehow even with all that money,
this dude still looks pretty gnarly. For max authenticity,
I think I’ll lock myself in my room for a couple of weeks with an Xbox and some
empty Mountain Dew bottles to piss in. Shoutout to Howard Hughes. Post Malone has rocked some
crazy hairdo’s and hair don’ts.>>[LAUGH]>>Experimenting with looks from white Iverson to Willy Nelson and
everything in between. Lately he’s been wilding
with some crazy suits, but old band shirts are also a staple. I think I’m gonna go for this quiet
Bud Light moment here where he’s rocking a $1,200 checkered
cashmere Amiri cardigan. I don’t think I’ve ever said any
of those words in one sentence. He’s got a saucy patterned silk shirt
underneath, and I can’t see his pants. But I’m guessing he’s rocking
some black skinny jeans. Now, Post grew out his bangs, and is rocking more of a two-braid
mullet situation here. So I’ve got my hair pulled
back in double braids. And I’m gonna start drawing some of
Post’s face tattoos with this eyeliner, starting with the barbed
wire on his forehead. [MUSIC] Like a rock star. [MUSIC] Now as you can see, I’ve got all
the Post Malone signature face tats. Damn, looking like my AP going psycho,
family. I wouldn’t be doing
the Post Malone look any justice, without that signature
non-connecting mustache. Now your boy can’t really grow
full on facial hair just yet. So instead, I’m gonna use
some trimmings from this wig. [MUSIC] I’m gonna take some of these trimmings and glue them onto my face
with some eyelash glue. [MUSIC] I saw someone on Twitter say that
Post Malone’s mustache looks like two dogs kissing. Low key, very accurate. As you can see, I’ve got
the oversized checkerboard cardigan. And I saved some serious doubloons by
just getting a plain white sweater and stamping on my checkers. And underneath, I’ve got the fully
unhinged pattern button down, dark blue with gold accents. Very clean. I’ve got some black skinny jeans and
fake diamond encrusted necklaces. Stay shining on them. You know your boy had to do it though. [MUSIC] Got some fake gold grills to
top off the Post Malone look. Now why shell out major coin to
look like you’re not trying anyway? [MUSIC] Damn family, I feel just like a rock star. So what do you think? It’s time for a who wore it better y’all. Post Malone, aka Trapgem Kenny Powers,
or your boy Nate aka Tabasko Sweet? Now I think the answer’s obvious family. But let me know how you
feel in the comments. Write yuh, if it’s another w for
your favorite bargain baller. Or if you’re a hater aka
an indicator type, nah. Don’t worry, your boy can take it. As always keep requesting
what looks you want to see. Your boy stays reading those comments. Also Post Malone, if you’re watching
this and you [BLEEP] with the vision, bang your boy’s line. As always, stay boosted family. Gang, gang. If you thought that was fuego,
wait until you see my freaking app.>>Natemoji.>>Come back next Tuesday for some more heat. And I want to see all
of you smash that like, make your boy proud in those comments. Click here for some more serious fueg. Gang, gang.