Icchapyaari Naagin – इच्छाप्यारी नागिन – Ep 190 – 19th Jun, 2017
Seems like I forgot
to write it in this diary. Ms. Kausalya, believe me. I may be forgetful
but I am not a liar. If you don’t believe me I should get going. And I will never come back. I am going. Just a minute! You won’t go anywhere. I am with you. We are sailing
in the same boat. Both of us may be forgetful but we never make mistakes. I swear upon my red diary I won’t let anyone blame you. Did everyone hear me? No one will say
anything to him! Grandma, Kanhaiya will take my matrimonial photos. Brother,
why are you troubling him? I am calling
a special photographer from Mumbai. From Mumbai. You are insulting me! I am famous
in the whole of Haryana! Famous!
– Famous! So, it’s decided. He will take
Sabal’s matrimonial photos. But, Grandma.. – You need not
call another photographer. Thank you, Ms. Kausalya. Thank you.
Thank you, ma’am. I’m indebted to you, ma’am. Thank you very much. I will come here
at 6 p.m., sharp. All of you need to be ready. Wow! Start making the arrangements. Even I am planning
to do something new. I will get new photos taken
in this new avatar. It will be amazing. Life is better than gold. Babbal, we are not yet safe. He is going to return
in the evening. What if he
talks about serpents again? Then? That’s what I asked. What will we do? We’ll try to convince
Brother Sabal. Once we succeed
in convincing him.. He will get convinced. But how will we stop
Kanhaiya from coming here? He wants to prove that
he is the best photographer. Babbal. Actually, my photos
will get taken today and they will get published
in the newspaper tomorrow. My alliance will get fixed and then I will get married. Gosh! I will
get married in three days! We have just three days
to make the arrangements. Make arrangements
for the wedding. I am going. Babbal, we’re in a fix! How will we stop the
photographer from coming here? What is it now? Why are you troubling me
by coming here again and again? You have already
humiliated me a lot. Kanhaiya, you look very angry. The reason is obvious. You insulted me
in front of your family. My photography is my pride. You insulted it! Let it be. These are trivial things.. These are not trivial things. Today, you have said it
in your house. Tomorrow, you will say it
in front of a crowd and then you will tell this
to the entire village. I will be finished. Please leave. I don’t feel like
talking to you. Please go. All right.
We are going. Okay? We had come to tell you..
Forget it. Let’s go, Ichha. Hey! This baby is very cute. Is he your baby? No.
He isn’t our baby. He is Brother Sabal’s baby. Sir, I agree
that I am forgetful but I am not foolish. Where can this baby come from when he isn’t married? Mister, a baby has
got nothing to do with marriage. Can’t one have a baby
without getting married? Anyway, forget it. Listen to me carefully. And remember.. You have to get
a good camera this evening. Brother Sabal
should look handsome, okay? I will get it. But I am unable
to stomach this. Take a pinch of cumin seeds
with some lukewarm water. You will feel better. Ichha, give me the baby.
– Here you go. See you in the evening. Ichha.
– Enough of doting on him. Grow up.
– Yes. He wasn’t doting on me.
I am being used. Waku, you are
my favourite brother. Who will I seek help from
if not you? You have said that.
It’s enough for me. No, we’re not done yet. I will feed you
some milk today. No way. Today, you will feed me
some milk. I wonder what all you will
make me do tomorrow. Ichha, you have
always troubled me. But now, even your husband
has started troubling me. First, I became Ichha
and then a baby. I rarely get a chance to be me. Waku, no matter what you say you look cute
when you get angry. You are
the world’s best serpent. And you are my best friend. I cannot trust anyone as much as I trust you. So, you will have
to take someone else’s form whenever I ask you to, got it? All right. Give me the powder. Yes. Good. Mom, why is he smearing powder
all over his face like girls? Because his photos
are going to be taken. Uncle.
– Very good. Hold this. Wow, Sabal!
You look great. Seems like you are going
to become an actor, not a groom. Brother, may your words
come true. Coma! May your enemies sink in a coma! You look so fit. Why would you sink in a coma? Brother, I said,
‘May your words come true’. I hope my photos
come out well. I will become an actor
after that. You are nothing. Now, you have to be someone. Brother, that’s what I said. Once I become an actor,
actresses will propose to me. Several actresses
will stand in a queue. Some will be beautiful
and some, good at heart. Oh, my God! How will I handle
so many girls? I.. Brother Prabal,
tell me something. You are the eldest brother. Yes.
– You are intelligent. – Yes. You are sensible.
– Yes. You are a good judge
of character. – Yes. Now, tell me. Didn’t you find
the photographer weird? Yes.
– ‘Yes.’ No! He is weird, Babbal. First of all, he is forgetful. To top it all,
he can’t hear properly. He tends
to misunderstand things. And then he utters
complete rubbish. I think he is not only forgetful but also insane. Ichha, you are
absolutely right. He pins it on us
even when we haven’t said it. Do you remember what he said when Babbal spoke about
the photographer from Mumbai? ‘Even I have worked in Mumbai
for ten years.’ Why didn’t he
tell us that before? Brother Sabal,
you still have time. Trust me. I will call another
photographer from Mumbai. I don’t want
your photographer. Grandma, Forgetful Kanhaiya
will take my photos. I have spoken with my friends. Kanhaiya took their photos
at their weddings. And he did a great job. Wow.. I swear upon Goddess Ganga! I swear upon Goddess Ganga, your
friends are right, Mr. Sabal. They are absolutely right. Ma’am, greetings.
– Greetings. Sir, are you ready? My buddy, give me a hug. Sir, greetings. When I look at you I feel as if I am
forgetting something important. Mr. Kanhaiya, forget Babbal.
Think about me. I got ready long back.
Let’s start. Sir, stand right here. Turn your face to the right
and then to the left. – Okay. Then start posing.
I’ll start taking pictures. I don’t know
what I’m supposed to do. I don’t know.
It’s my first time. Dear, pose like a wrestler.
Like this. Oh, okay. Show him your six-pack abs. Now, that one..
I’ll pose in that style now. Wow. Sabal looks like Dilip Kumar. No, Grandma. He looks
like my favourite actor. Who is it?
Salman? – No. Shah Rukh?
– No. Hrithik?
– No.. Aamir?
– No.. Jackie Shroff’s son..
What’s his name? Tiger.
– Yes, Tiger.. – No. Tell us..
– Yes. Now, I remember. Who is it?
Tell us.. Chunky Pandey!
– Chunky.. Me!
Chunky Pandey! Take my pictures!
– No. I don’t like it. Let’s do something
different. Different. Something emotional. I don’t know
what I’m supposed to do. It is very simple. If there is a baby
or a pet in your house.. He is here.
– Not him. You go and sit. I’m talking
about a baby. Baby. The kind of person
we can carry and kiss. And I’ll take your pictures
along with him. You will hug him
and I’ll take the pictures. Emotional pictures.
It will be really cute. That will be really sweet
and adorable. But, Mr. Kanhaiya,
there is no baby in our house. Why?
You have a baby, right? My baby!
When did I get married? You are not married
but you have a baby. Disgusting..
Disgusting, Dad! Me! Why? I am not talking about you.
I am telling you about him. Look at him. What kind of man
is he? He’s uttering rubbish. He is saying that brother
has a baby despite being single. Tomorrow, he will say
that we have a pet elephant. Later, he’ll say
that we have a pet dog. Then he’ll say
that we have a pet serpent. Serpent.
Now, I remember. Serpent. You had said that there
is a serpent in your house. It is the same serpent
that was found slithering in every wedding photo
with an expanded hood. Now, you will say that I brought
Brother Sabal’s baby to you and that you met the baby. Yes..
I saw the baby. You brought Mr. Sabal’s baby.
I saw the baby. This man is lying. Ichha was right about him. He is not only forgetful
but also insane. Listen, sir! I agree that I am forgetful but that doesn’t mean that you will keep uttering
nonsense and I’ll agree to it! You need to decide first.
Then you can call me. I’d like to take your leave.
Goodbye! Wait.. I’ll show him!
– Stop it, Dad. Did you see that, Brother?
Ichha was right. This man is not only forgetful
but also insane. Maybe you are right, Babbal. He was like a brother to me. He has slung mud
at my character! Dad! I don’t have any baby! I haven’t got married yet! Babbal, that photographer
really has gone mad. We fooled him.. But I was feeling bad for him. Yes, Ichha.
Even I felt terrible. But what can we do?
Someone had to suffer. So, he was the one. Okay. Listen. Call Waku here
before a new problem arises. He’ll take
the album to Nagistan and all the problems
will be solved. – Okay. Babbal!
– Dad. – Father-in-law. What is it, Dad? Babbal.
– Yes? I have to go out of town
owing to some important work. Give me the big bag
that you have. Actually, the handle
of my bag is broken. I asked him to take your bag. Dear, give Khadak the bag
which is under the bed. ‘Another problem.’ ‘Oh, Lord Nagomi! How
do I overcome this problem?’ ‘Why do they want the bag
in which I’ve kept the album?’ Dear. Give him the bag.
He has to start packing. Yes. But it’s a small bag,
Grandma. Dear, give him the bag.
Let him check. If he’s fine with it,
he will take it otherwise he’ll make
other arrangements. There you go.
You think that’s small? Not just Khadak’s things
but even he’ll fit inside it. Mom.
– Really? Will this be okay? Dear, don’t worry.
I’ll adjust. Father-in-law,
can I say something? Why don’t you buy a new bag? Yes. It’s a new journey.
You should buy a new bag, Dad. Shut up, idiot.
– No, Grandma. I’m right. He is a famous wrestler. And you expect him
to carry this old bag! No, Grandma.
It doesn’t seem right. Shut up. You want us to spend a fortune
for travelling for just a day? Khadak, take this bag.
– Okay, Mom. Babbal, give me the bag. Babbal!
Give me the bag. Leave it.
Leave it! Leave it!
Come on! Khadak! Why are you acting like this? Did you win?
– Yes.. – Come on now. Let’s go, Mom. Come on. Ichha, if dad opens the bag
and sees the album then.. Chaos.
There will be chaos at home. Come.
Let’s go. Mom, I’m a champion
in Kabaddi. You are a champion
in everything. – Yes. Let me check
if the suitcase is broken. The handle is fine. Even this is fine. Do something, Babbal.
Stop him. We need to get the bag
from him. Mom, the suitcase is locked. Ichha must be having
the key. I’ll get it. They are here. Yes, Grandma.
What happened? Dear, the bag is locked.
You have the key, right? Go and get it. I lost it. What!
– I lost the key. That’s why I was asking you
to take another bag. Is that it? Sabal.. Yes, Grandma? Ichha lost the key
to this bag. There must be a key maker
at the square. Go fetch him. He’ll open it.
– Okay, Grandma. Grandma, it will take time. Let’s get a new bag. We’ll have a bag and
even dad’s work will be done. Dear, you’re still
hung up about it. It won’t take him time
to make a new key. It will be done
in half an hour. It will cost around
Rs. 50 to Rs. 100. Sabal.
– Yes? Go fetch the key maker.
– Okay, Grandma.