The Expert: Wrong Angle (Short Comedy Sketch)

The Expert: Wrong Angle (Short Comedy Sketch)

December 3, 2019 100 By Kailee Schamberger


Hello? Hi my name is Timothy Garner, I’m
the head of the Linear Solutions Department. Could I please speak with
Andersen? Hi, Timothy. I’m still waiting for your reply to the
email I sent earlier. Uh yes, I was about to– I’ve got a progress meeting in 10 minutes, I don’t have time for any chitchat. I did some research on the Internet and I think we
need to use a right angle for the Council’s Square project. Yes, we do. I’m
actually working on it– I’m pretty sure we need it. As a matter of fact, having
thought about it I’m convinced we do. I’ll propose that in the progress
meeting. Yes, we will need a right angle for the square project.
As I said I’m actually working on it– Oh! I need you to find out how big a right angle is! It’s.. 90 degrees. That doesn’t sound right to me. Isn’t it a hundred or something?
Surely it’s a round number! No it is exactly–
May need to double check this with Williamson. Out of curiosity, how big is a
left angle? That must be the one that’s 90. There’s no such thing as a left angle..? Obviously we wouldn’t be using a left angle. That just wouldn’t be right, so, if you have already used any you need to right them right away. Basically, I need
you to research how big a right angle is, and while you’re at it might as well
check out the left one too! I have to run to the progress meeting now, but I’m
expecting an email with your findings later today. If you come over here, I can show you a right angle and explain everything. On your side it would be pointing the other way though, wouldn’t it? Anyway, gotta run.
I’ll report that you’ll be sending everyone an angle update later today and
I’ll personally ensure you won’t be using any left angles for the project. Thanks. *exhale* Make sure all the right angles are all
right. All right? Yes, I will ensure they’re all right. Just alright is not good enough for us. They must be perfect!