The Gates of Hell | Deck Hands

The Gates of Hell | Deck Hands

November 29, 2019 100 By Kailee Schamberger


>>DO WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION AND EVERYTHING TO, LIKE, USE ALL THIS FOOTAGE OF YOU AND STUFF AND PUT IT ONLINE?>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH DOT COM.>EVEN ALL THAT IFQ STUFF? IF YOU’RE NOT COOL WITH IT… I MEAN, THE STRESS THAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT….>SHANE LEE: F— THAT S—! F— IT. PUBLISH EVERY GODDAMN THING. I AIN’T GOTTA LIE.>JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE COOL
WITH IT BEFORE…>SHANE LEE: F— IT. THROW IT BACK ON. ARE WE GOOD WITH THIS? THE ONLY PERSON I EVER HAVE TO LIE TO IS THE GODDAMN JUDGE. F—ING LYING CHEATING F—ING RICH PIECES OF S—. F—ING GETTING RICHER OFF THE F—ING ONES THAT ARE BREAKING OUR HANDS. F— YOU, MOTHERF—ERS. THAT’S WHAT I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE WHOLE IFQ THING. F— THEM. ♪ ♪>HERE, YOU HAVE TO USE MY CUP. I GOTTA USE THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY
RED CUPS ON HERE, SO…>THAT’S FINE. ♪>CURLY: CHEERS.>CHEERS, BROTHER. NOW I GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY HANDS.>CURLY: THIS IS THE MAIN GROUPER PORT IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE. MADEIRA BEACH. BECAUSE OF ALL THE CUTS IN THE BOATS AND SUCH AND THE IFQ’S THEY’RE DOWN TO JUST A LITTLE BIT OVER A MILLION POUNDS A YEAR HERE. THEY WENT DOWN FROM LIKE 3 1/2 MILLION DOWN TO A MILLION, A MILLION
THREE I THINK. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THESE GUYS HAVE ALL BEEN WORKING FOR THE SAME FISH HOUSE FOREVER, MADEIRA BEACH SEAFOOD. ♪>SHANE LEE: YOU EVER SING ‘OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM’? WHEN YOU START MAKING THEM F—ING INSECT SOUNDS BACK THERE, “OLD MCDONALD HAD A… AND ON THE FARM HE HAD A CRICKET” WHEN YOU START SINGING THAT CRAZY S— THAT’S WHAT… MAN, I’D RATHER LISTEN TO SOME F—ING METALLICA OR SOMETHING BACK HERE WHILE YOU’RE KILLING S—.>RIGHT.>SHANE LEE: YOU KNOW? YEAH, THESE ARE MY WINTER SHOES. IT DROPPED DOWN TO F—ING 60 THIS MORNING. F—, YEAH. PORN STAR. OH MY GOD, I’M ABOUT READY TO TOUCH MY F—ING
NAUGHTY PARTS.>BOB SPAETH: COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN ARE A DIFFERENT BREED. THEY DON’T BELONG IN SUIT AND TIE SOCIETY. NOT AT ALL. SHANE LEE, HE’S JUST
AN OLD BARNACLE. BEEN AROUND HERE A LONG TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT A CUR DOG OR A JUNKYARD DOG IS? HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE PAST. IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN IT IS TODAY. YOU HAD A LOT OF CAMARADERIE. YOU HAD A LOT OF CRAZINESS. YOU HAD BARS THE COPS WOULDN’T EVEN GO IN. THEY’RE A SPECIAL
BREED OF PEOPLE.>SHANE LEE: HI, MY NAME IS SHANE MOTHERF—ING LEE DOT COM. WWW DOT COM. F— YEAH DOT COM . F— YEAH. F— YEAH. ♪ ♪ WELL I HEARD THAT THE DEVIL’S WALKING AROUND. F— IT. I GOT THE TOOLS TO SHOW YOU. F—ING WINGS. F—ING FAIRY. F—ING FAGGOT. F—ING FIGHTER. F— IT. I’M NOT A FAGGOT. BUT WE F— GOT IT ON. I GOT THE NUNCHUCKS. I GOT ‘EM. THEY’RE DOWN THERE AT THE BOAT. IT’S NOT EVIL. WE’RE NOT EVIL PEOPLE. WE’RE F—ING REAL. F— YEAH. I KNOW THIS BLACK DUDE.>EDDIE: YEAH, THEY CALL ME NIGGER EDDIE BUT I’M REALLY NOT A NIGGER.>SHANE LEE: OH HE’S NOT BLACK.>EDDIE: YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE HIM BEER.>WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE HIM?>EDDIE: IT’S LIKE GREMLINS, YOU KNOW. HE USED TO BE MY NEIGHBOR. I TELL YOU WHAT, HE’D HAVE SMOG ROLLING DOWN THE STREET. THE COPS WOULD BEAT ON HIS DOOR. I MEAN, THE MUSIC BLARING. HE’S GOT SPEAKERS LIKE THIS BIG.>SHANE LEE: IN THE BACK F—ING PART OF MADEIRA BEACH.>EDDIE: HE’D HAVE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ROCKING.>SHANE LEE: LET’S GO TO THE LASER LIGHT SHOW, MOTHERF—ERS.>LET’S GO TO THE LASER LIGHT SHOW. WERE DOWN HERE AT MADEIRA BEACH, THE DAIQUIRI SHAK. SHANE GAVE ME HIS FOUR PACK OF BUSCH AND WE’RE GONNA GO TO HIS BOAT FOR A LASER LIGHT SHOW.>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. ‘TIME OUT’ TRIPLE X. F—ING WELCOME ABOARD.>I GOT LIFE INSURANCE TOO.>SHANE LEE: COME IN. F— YEAH.>YOU GOT LIFE INSURANCE?>SHANE LEE: F—
YEAH DOT COMERS. ALL RIGHT. NOW.>YOU GOT THE PLAYSTATION HOOK UP?>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. THESE ARE ALL PORNOS.>THAT WHOLE STACK IS PORNOS?>SHANE LEE: YOU JUST LOOK AT ‘EM YOURSELF.>THEY SURE ARE.>SHANE LEE: THIS IS MY F—ING THING RIGHT HERE. OKAY. MARILYN. I WAS THERE. FOR MARILYN. OKAY. IN THIS TOUR F—ING SOME GIRL, SHE THREW THEM UP THERE DURING ‘TAINTED LOVE’. MARILYN MANSON PUT THEM ON AND SANG ‘TAINTED LOVE’. TOOK THEM F—ERS OFF, STOMPED THEM SON OF A BITCHES, THREW THEM OUT THERE. BUT WHO WAS THE ONE TO GET ‘EM? OH F— YEAH! THIS IS A MARILYN MANSON SIGNATURE AUTOGRAPH FROM MY F—ING……. YES.>THAT’S YOUR FAVORITE S—?>SHANE LEE: GONNA SET THAT MOTHERF—-ER UP RIGHT THERE. THIS IS… I GOT LIKE SIX BARS BUT
THEY’RE F—ING….>WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE?>SHANE LEE: ONLINE, F—ER. OKAY. HOLD UP. WHAT ARE YOU F—ING
S—TING ME? THAT AIN’T ENOUGH OF THAT S—. NEED SOME MORE SMOKE. ♪ ♪>WE’RE CURRENTLY AT SHANE’S BOAT LISTENING TO MARILYN MANSON AND DRINKING BUSCH. HE BROUGHT US BACK HERE TO PARTY AND BLAST HIS FOG MACHINE, HIS LASER LIGHTS, AND SHOW US HIS FAVORITE DVD. MR. MANSON, IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, YOUR MOVE. ♪ ♪>SHANE LEE: YEAH,
MOTHERF—ERS. THAT’S THE WAY I ROLL.>THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT.>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. SHANE LEE’S AMPHITHEATER. SIT HERE AND WATCH ROCK ‘N ROLL VIDEOS. I FISH FOR THE PEOPLE. ON AN AVERAGE TRIP I’LL MAKE FIFTEEN TO TWO THOUSAND. THE BOTTOM LINE OF EVERY ONE OF THEM F—ING TICKETS THEY GIVE US; YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE FUEL BILL. YOU GOT YOUR TACKLE. YOU GOT YOUR ICE. YOU GOT YOUR BAIT. NOW WE’RE COMING UP WITH PEOPLE FROM WHO THE F— KNOWS. THEY GET A PERCENTAGE
OF MY CHECK. THESE PEOPLE GET A PERCENTAGE OF MY CHECK. THESE PEOPLE GET A PERCENTAGE OF MY CHECK. MY HANDS BARELY WORK ANYMORE. THAT’S MY KNUCKLE SHOVED ALL THE WAY UP IN THERE BECAUSE MY HAND HIT THE F—ING BLOCK. BUT I DON’T GET NOTHING OUTTA THAT, DO I? THIS ONE’S FROM AN EEL. CRAZY. JUST F—ING MUTILATED MYSELF. YOU KNOW, I JUST HOPE WHOEVER GOT A PIECE OF THAT IS HAPPIER THAN WHAT I AM. I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I LIVE IN. GRANTED, I’VE GOT EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT THERE. I JUST NEED MY LITTLE BOAT. MY FRIENDS, I NEED MY MOTHERF—ING FRIENDS. THAT’S ALL I NEED.>RIGHT.>SHANE LEE: 750 WATT RECEIVER AND THE ROB ZOMBIE VIDEO WITH JOHNNY FIVE.>WHAT ABOUT MARILYN MANSON?>SHANE LEE: F— IT. OH MY GOD. ♪