“The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing, Pt. 2” | Beetlejuice The Musical

“The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing, Pt. 2” | Beetlejuice The Musical

October 14, 2019 100 By Kailee Schamberger


Ready? Okay! Hi! I’ll be your guide. I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side. Don’t go to the Netherworld– Netherworld? Did I say “Netherworld”? Never mind. I’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U and Jesus, I can’t spell. Hi! He’ll be your guide. He’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side. Let’s all get naked! NO! Yeah, worth a try. I’m the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E-to-the-J-U-I-C-E. Yeah! What is happening? I understand it’s a lot to process. But the good news is you and your spouse died in your own house. That gives you clout. That means the two of you should stick around. Lucky for you I dropped by. Yeah, you seem like nice guys. A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side. As for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia…